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Crazy life of a CenPho comedian & socialite

Are you fucking kidding me??? July 8, 2010

Filed under: My crazy life — fabamy @ 6:41 am

Do you *really* think it’s ok to insult me onstage RIGHT AFTER I GO ON???  You don’t even fucking know me.

Seriously, this is why it sucks being a female comic.  It’s not ok to go up and the first words out of your mouth dis my act AND call me a whore?  As if I go around banging all the comics.  Excuse me???  It’s hard enough to get respect in this business, even after all these fucking years.  Sure, the opportunity is ALWAYS there, but do I fucking take it?  HELL NO.  It’s extremely unprofessional to shit where you eat. If it were true, I wouldn’t be this pissed.  I’d be embarrassed because most of you are fucking losers.

I am so fucking angry right now, I could spit nails, you orange on a stick.  Yeah, your head is too big for you skinny, twerpy body.  If I spit those nails high enough, I could pop that egomanic head of yours.

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3 Responses to “Are you fucking kidding me???”

  1. Niki Says:

    I was wondering how you took that. I had no idea you don’t even KNOW that guy. I thought it was a “hey, we’re friends and I can riff on you” kind of thing. SO not. The one guy had it right when he said maybe the reason male comics don’t get laid is because they talk about their dicks on stage. REAL TALK. And he seriously looks like Howard Hughes. If that’s his real name his parents need to be shot. If he chose that name HE needs to be shot.

  2. nlitnd Says:

    I can only imagine what you deal with as a female comic. People in this game are just controlled by egos and the cheap laugh at each others expense, just keep your head held high and keep perfecting your craft. As Elanor Roosevelt said “no one can hurt your feelings without your consent”. Taking the high road in undesirable situations and easy but it makes you look like the bigger person.


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